So there is no way the Warriors lose tonight right? Right??

After getting ass handed to them by the Spurs, the Warriors had to eat some humble pie. Warriors defense was a train wreck - Spurs got every shot they wanted and got little resistance at the rim from the Warriors. To make things worse, the Spurs collected a ton of their missed shots and destroyed GS on the glass.

The Pelicans are not the Spurs. (Duh) The Spurs are a top 3 team in the league while the Pelicans are probably closer to a bottom 5 team, even with AD. Solomon Hill and Etwaun Moore are nice role players (I wish the Bucks had those guys instead of Miles Fucking Plumlee) but if those 2 dudes are your 2nd and 3rd best players, you have a really bad team. Even if AD scores 70, the Warriors aren't losing to this crap team. As a result I am throwing the Warriors moneyline into a bunch of parlays and teasers! Now to find the other games I like.

2 days ago I got burned by the Lakers. The Rockets were blowing teams away in preseason and I thought the Lakers were the worst team in the league. Whelp $250 down the shoot gave me a modicum of respect for the Lakers. But they are playing the Jazz tonight who I think is a top 5 team in the west. The Jazz are built for the regular season, and are built to win games like tonight at home against the Lakers.

Basketball - 714 Utah Jazz -½ for Game
Basketball - 715 Golden State Warriors -2 for Game

$250 to win $108. That is a lot juice to give up, but I will eat my hat if either the Lakers or Pelicans win tonight. Both games should be blow outs.

Basketball - 705 Indiana Pacers -265 for Game
Basketball - 714 Utah Jazz -430 for Game
Basketball - 715 Golden State Warriors -670 for Game

Ok so I REALLY think there is no chance either the Jazz or GS loses. So I am adding the Pacers moneyline to the mix because like I said before the season - I am riding with the Pacers. And with how impressive Myles Turner looked in his first game, I see no reason not to.

$100 to win $95

Basketball - 716 New Orleans Pelicans team total under 54 -110 for 1st Half

I am all in on Golden State today! After making this bet I got a little nervous because I feel like a bandwagon Charles Barkley public bettor. I like this one a lot because it gives you solid odds on Golden State rebounding defensively and keeping the Pelicans to a respectable number.

$110 to win $100

That's it for now.

Check back later because I stare at these lines all afternoon I'll probably make a few more bets. I thought Miami was underrated coming into the season, and I am kicking myself for not pulling the trigger against Orlando in the first game. Might toss some money their way, or I might light some more money on fire with the Rox. Their over under for points is 109 1/2, seems it's tough envisioning them not scoring that every game. They scored 74 points first half against the Lakers for fuck's sake.